My friend Julie in Miami did a post yesterday on five things about herself that were not so nice. I liked the idea so I'm going to do it too.
1. I think I know all the cuss words in the world, I even know some in other languages. I have been known to call stupid drivers quite a few of them. On occasion. Okay, most of the time. There, I
said wrote it.
2. I am "friends" with someone that I truly dislike. Don't ask me why. I could not tell you. (And before you ask, no, it's not you. This person doesn't know about the blog.)
3. Sometimes I let my portion size go up a notch at dinner and pretend I didn't. I know I am only hurting myself and it would be much better to own it and eat it so to speak but I write down everything I eat and I didn't want to see it there on my computer.
dislike hate perfume so much that it actually makes me sick. In restaurants it is so nasty it is all I can do not to tell the obnoxious person wearing too much of it just how trampy they smell. I would feel much better if I actually told them the truth, "you smell like a fifty cent hooker. bitch." Yeah, that's what I really want to do. Some of them DO make me sick though but I hate them all equally whether they do or not.
5. On cruise ships I "entertain" myself sometimes when I am alone doing strange things. Like speaking to someone in a language that does not exist and trying to get them to "help" me find something or see something or whatever. I feel bad when they try hard to be helpful but not bad enough not to do it.
So okay I did that and now I think I should end on a positive note and tell you something good about me so here goes.
1. I don't usually litter.
Have a lovely Tuesday y'all. I have to go see Andre' and then play poker!