Hello, my name is Empress Bee (of the high sea) and I am an online shopaholic. This is September 1st and my goal is to not spend one cent for the whole month other than food and my card game fees. Not one red cent. I cannot seem to get a credit card bill under $5,000 a month to save my life. Now granted there have been some cruises on there but still. It's ridiculous.
There are so many clothes and shoes in my closet again I am embarrassed by it. I am putting myself on shopping ban. I do not need one thing on this earth. Nothing. I will not buy any more handbags on ebay either. Or shoes online.
If I can eat it I can buy it. Period. I mean I ordered another freaking bathing suit last night. What for? I have no idea in this world other than I didn't have a red one and it was on sale and cute. I have nine bathing suits now for krap sake!
Buggers to me. A pox on shopping. A pox on letting my fingers do the walking. A pox on all those pretty clothes I love. No more.
No more nail polish either. I must have a hundred bottles. I probably have more than most manicurists. No more.
No more makeup. I wear mineral makeup and it lasts a really long time. Why do I have an entire drawer full of the stuff? No reason.
Am I substituting shopping for eating now? Possibly. I must get myself under control.
(She steps off the soapbox in shame.)