Today will find me in the club with lunch first and then canasta. Thursdays are lovely around here.
Yesterday one of the MahJong gals was so funny. It seems she gets leg cramps. She is older than I am but very cute and single. Well she got a leg cramp at the table and had to lay on the floor yelling until it passed. One of the other gals asked her what she'd do if it happened while she was on a date. Without batting an eye she said she'd just tell him she was having a spontaneous orgasm. My friends are a hoot y'all.
Has anyone read Gone Girl? I am about to start it, I hear it is really something. And speaking of my self imposed September shopping ban - what was I thinking? The iPhone5 is coming out in two days! I have waited so long for it and now I have to wait until October. Rats. But wait I will. Man.
Oh, I also want to tell you that if you bought some of those corn tortillas I told you about the other day, well guess what you can do with the leftovers? Put three of them on a paper towel and put it in the microwave for about 2 1/2 minutes or a bit more and then they will brown some. Take them out and break them up and you have very low calorie and fat free chips for your hummus or salsa! You're welcome. And another thing you can do is turn a cupcake pan upside down and push them between the cups and bake them to make a taco bowl for your ground turkey, salsa, lettuce and salsa. Again, you're welcome. Can you tell I like Mexican food?
Big Brother is in the final week of the season. That means it's time for Survivor!
And that is all my brain knows today my friends. Hope your Thursday is as good as mine!