Thursday, August 2, 2012

A funny thing happened on the way to...

A funny thing happened on the way to meet the duck for lunch yesterday.  Now y'all know I tell you everything so here goes.  I hadn't heard from him and didn't know if we were going or not so at 11:30 I called him and asked if we were going.  He said yes and to meet him at noon at a local place about 15 minutes from me.  I said sure.  

I was still in my pajamas though and needed a quick shower.  I hurried and then had to quick find something to wear.  Well you know me, shopper of all shoppers of the online persuasion.  A new pair of pink shorts arrived yesterday in a nice little package so I grabbed them and put them on with a white top and a vest and off I went.

I was halfway there when I realized (I swear to God this is true!) I was not wearing shorts!  I was wearing a mini skirt.  O. M. G.  I almost turned around right there but there was no time.  As I was pulling up the duck was just getting out of his car.  I told him what I did and was he ashamed to go inside with me.  

He said no, he thought it was great.  So in we went.  (See I told you I tell you everything!)  Plus no makeup again.  Ack!

The end.


  1. Oh, that's a riot! And I think you're absolutely adorable! I totally would have gone in with you, too!

    Thanks for making my potty break worth waking up for! hahahaha!

    big hugs xoxo

  2. That made me hurt myself... Cheers to the duck! I've done the navy/black shoes when I was working - you know, one of each?
    Well staples out today... Hope I can kick the walker to the curb soon.
    Have a glorious Thursday!

  3. You look totally chic Ms Bee. Its a great summer look!

  4. Buongiorno!!!!!

    Amazing! It's Sommertime, one may wear what she/he could eat, no problem by duck, no problem for's really a nice event!!!

    Tell us your life, I love it so much!!!

    Have a great Thursday too!

    big hugs!

  5. Freaking awesome! Look how proud you are in that picture. Is it just me, or can we hear Sarge doing a cat call and whistling.... One hot momma!!!!

  6. You do look great! And what a funny story. Hope today is just as much fun for you, Bee.


  7. come on baby!It's not a mini skirt by todays standards unless your butt cheek is showing !!

  8. You look adorable! You can wear that outfit me me any time. Very chic chick!

    Big hugs, honey...

  9. You look adorable Bee. You don't realize how good looking you're getting since you've lost so much weight. Go for it my lovely friend. Emily is with us today. Right now Mary Lou & Emily are going to pick up mom to go to the bank, WalMart and get us some lunch. Have a great day sexy.

    Caribbean Paul

  10. Auntie Bees yoo got great gams!
    Furry hugs

  11. And why wouldn't he want to go inside with you whatever you were wearing - you're his Mum and you're adorable! :)

  12. If you were wearing your knickers, there is nothing to worry about! Besides, you look fantastic!

  13. Bwahahahahaha. You crack me up. That really doesn't look like a mini skirt to me. Mini skirts are a lot shorter. What a great post though.

    Have a terrific day honey. Big hugs. :)

  14. Great Legs! You look wonderful.

  15. You go, you frisky kitten, you!
    And you look adorable, it's a great summer outfit!


  16. Wow you do look great, I showed James and told him the story and he got a big smile and chuckle out of it. You really do look fabulous. You go girl!!

    Big Hugs,


  17. Nice gams, Empress! I say keep the skirt you look nice in it!

    BTW, I managed to make it all the way to work today without getting hit by a car! Yay me! LOL

    Love ya!

    Princess Laura

  18. OM look great!!! Cute outfit!!!

  19. deer ab,
    nice gamz ... do u know wut i meen?

  20. Bee, You make me laugh...I thought how did you go from shorts to skirt. You do look good in it. You are going to have to change your name from muffin to tart.:):)I think you would be a blast to hang out with. xo, Susie

  21. It's a golf skirt... I love you, Miz Bee!


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