Monday, December 12, 2016

Mini Bee made me do it...

I'm totally getting coal in my stocking this year.  I've been getting so many wrong numbers on my cell phone I started fighting back. In my own way...

The latest:  

Female voice:  "Scott?" (Really? I sound like Scott?)
Me:  no he stepped out. We were out of condoms again. 




  1. You would not get coal from me unless it was coal you can eat rice krispy treats, coal candy or it was covered in gold !
    Thant answer was so perfect, I will use it but if I get in trouble it will be finger pointing time.
    It is your fault !

    cheers, parsnip

  2. Bwahahahahahahahaha. I love it.

    Have a fabulous day. Big hug to you and my very best to Mini Bee and Roche. ♥♥♥

  3. As John Heald would say, "Brilliant!"

  4. bahahaha! You are my hero, Steve! Your brain makes it out of your mouth licketysplit!!

    I might need to rethink how I'm handling my junk callers. The latest on my business line is everyone wants me to retire and let them sell my business. Like every single day. And there are always the credit card merchant services and bad debt collectors. Those never get old it seems.

    Have fun with Scott. :D xoxo

  5. Yesterday, during your show, someone commented (on Facebook I assume) they would miss you when you retired after Friday and Joe said "she's not retiring, she's not going anywhere". Did you change your mind about the show?

    Love the comment to the wrong call. I'll have to keep that one in mind!

  6. bwa-ha-ha-ha-ha, great one Bee!!!!



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