If you thought Sarge couldn't do anything with his two tools, a chainsaw and plastic butter knife, you should see Steve.

We're sitting at the dining room table and he says it's hot in here so I say go turn the air conditioner down. He gets up turns it comes back and says it didn't come on I'm still hot. 

I said didn't you turn it down and he said I turned the switch. I said what switch? He said this one.

I said that's the light switch idiot. I never saw anyone that could not do anything like this in my life. It's hysterical. 

My life is not dull. That's for sure. 

Bee