Sunday, September 28, 2014

Carnival's Iconic Whale Tail

I belong to a cruise group on facebook that is uncensored and there was a huge discussion yesterday about where all they put their joints to get them on the ship.  It was quite enlightening to say the least!  And it went downhill from there to what all they did on the balconies.  You know I have been on probably 50ish cruises and I am still a cruise virgin.  How can that be you ask?  Don't ask.  Bwahahah.

Guess I'm feeling frisky today!  Sorry.  Anyway it's a fun group and I have not met any of them in person but I must say they would be a fun group with which to cruise.  (Did you notice I didn't say to cruise with?  Right.)  

Tomorrow is the big day.  I will post daily but not at regular times as usual so you'll just have to check in to see if you want to come along.  I just have to get myself to Miami's port by myself first.  I hate that I-95 traffic like a snake but I want to cruise bad enough that I'll manage it.

Cruising alone is so different from going with someone.  And this time I don't even have cruising friends going like the last time I did it.  I know crew, officers, and entertainers but that's all.  At least I know the Cruise Director pretty well, he was supposed to be off the ship before I got on but he is staying longer, it's Josh Waltzman if any of you know him.  They call him Big Sexy.  I don't know why but he is big.  He's a great CD.  There are three or four of them that I really like and the rest I just avoid whenever possible.

So that's it from paradise for today, come with me and I'll try to keep you entertained with my antics.  Maybe I'll even find a crazy person to stalk again!


  1. Yes ! I miss your stalking of the really weird.
    Have a easy drive on the I-95.

    cheers, parsnip

  2. I'm coming along for sure! I do hope you have lots of fun antics. And stalking? Yes, please! ;)

    big hugs xoxo

  3. I'll be looking forward to your cruise posts even if you don't smuggle any joints in your luggage.

  4. I've heard of the Mile High Club. Wonder what they call it on a ship? 20,000 Leagues Under the Sea?
    I'm smiling at the thought of YOU sneaking dope aboard ship... Like that would ever happen!!!
    Happy Sails to You!

  5. 50 cruises! Wow, that's amazing. Have a great time and I'm looking forward to following your adventure.

  6. Balcony surprise. I don't how you might fall off the railing and into someones drink below. Now that would be a big surprise. Ha,ha,ha. 50 cruises ah and I'm going on my 9th. WOW!
    Well my gorgeous friend it's that time to say " Fair Winds, Calm Seas and have Bright Warm Sunshine".
    Enjoy the Piano Bar with new friends and enjoy the food and the virgin drinks. I'll miss you until you come back. Wish I was with you but I'll be with you in spirit. Have a fantastic cruise Bee. See ya.


  7. I'm coming along too. It's the only way you can get me on a cruise ship anymore. Too bad John isn't on board. I know how much you like him.

    Is Roche going or staying with the sitter? If he goes you'd have someone to talk to.

    Have a fabulous day. Big hugs to you and my very best to Roche. ♥♥♥

  8. Hi Bee,
    Have a wonderful and fun cruise.
    Thanks for taking us along.

    PS: behave yourself (not)

  9. Bee, Some times stranger are just friends you have not met yet. You'll make new friends where ever you go, that just you. Blessings, xoxo,Susie

  10. Hope that it is a great sunny, calm cruise, and there are lots of nice people aboard that invite you to join them at meals and the entertainments, and you have an outstanding time, dear Bee!

  11. Have a wonderful time! VickieOkc

  12. Have fun! I take my joints on the cruises, too! Hip joint, knee joint, elbow joint.... Lol! I know, that was lame! Have fun and happy stalking. There is always one or two on the cruise... We had "bat boy" and "basketball at three" on ours. Bat boy was this creepy looking goth guy. And mr. Basketball at three got his nickname when the waiters did last call for tea in the dining room (dude wasn't the sharpest knife in the drawer if you catch my drift. Had a perpetual dazed look on his face)

  13. Enjoy your cruise Miss Bee!

  14. I am coming along on the cruise for sure. Wish it were true in the real. Sigh.

    Big hugs, honey...

  15. Bon voyage, Bee. I have no doubt you will return with new friends.


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