Carnival's Iconic Whale Tail
I belong to a cruise group on facebook that is uncensored and there was a huge discussion yesterday about where all they put their joints to get them on the ship. It was quite enlightening to say the least! And it went downhill from there to what all they did on the balconies. You know I have been on probably 50ish cruises and I am still a cruise virgin. How can that be you ask? Don't ask. Bwahahah.
Guess I'm feeling frisky today! Sorry. Anyway it's a fun group and I have not met any of them in person but I must say they would be a fun group with which to cruise. (Did you notice I didn't say to cruise with? Right.)
Tomorrow is the big day. I will post daily but not at regular times as usual so you'll just have to check in to see if you want to come along. I just have to get myself to Miami's port by myself first. I hate that I-95 traffic like a snake but I want to cruise bad enough that I'll manage it.
Cruising alone is so different from going with someone. And this time I don't even have cruising friends going like the last time I did it. I know crew, officers, and entertainers but that's all. At least I know the Cruise Director pretty well, he was supposed to be off the ship before I got on but he is staying longer, it's Josh Waltzman if any of you know him. They call him Big Sexy. I don't know why but he is big. He's a great CD. There are three or four of them that I really like and the rest I just avoid whenever possible.
So that's it from paradise for today, come with me and I'll try to keep you entertained with my antics. Maybe I'll even find a crazy person to stalk again!